razzledazzy:

emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:

natroze:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

yes please

guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny

oh my fucking god

There’s no point existing in a world where no one wants you.

purgingmylifeaway:

Once you see yourself as fat, you never see anything else- even if everyone else says you aren’t it doesn’t matter to you because the only thing that is relevant is that black hole in your head that sucks out your soul and infects your mind. The black hole says you’re fat and you have no room in your head to fight these thoughts because the black hole won’t stop screaming at you.

only-by-night:

If you´re not skin & bones, people would never expect you to have an eating disorder. As long as you don´t look sick, you mustn´t be sick. As long as they don´t see any scars, there mustn´t be any scars. As soon as you tell them the truth they won´t believe it and say you´re a attention whore. That´s reality. People only seem to feel sorry for fictional caracters. 

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Nawww (: thank you <3

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Teacher:  Why did you not study?
Me:  A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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You've got the words to change a nation but you're biting your tongue You've spent a life time stuck in silence afraid you'll say something wrong If no one ever hears it how we gonna learn your song? So come on, come on Come on, come on You've got a heart as loud as lions So why let your voice be tamed? Baby we're a little different there's no need to be ashamed You've got the light to fight the shadows so stop hiding it away Come on, Come on I wanna sing, I wanna shout I wanna scream till the words dry out so put it in all of the papers, I'm not afraid they can read all about it
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